I have to warn you about a wicked virus!
I took the liberty of looking at your thread in the Akashic Records and I saw that you have been stricken by a wicked virus. This wicked virus is even worse than the H1N1 swine flu. There is only one sure cure – you have to retweet this post or RT the tweet that brought you here. (Your doing both is the surest way to avoid the nasty effect of this wicked virus.)
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What if you don’t retweet? Well, don’t blame me if a curly pig’s tail grows out the back of your boxer shorts or panties – or worse. Your real effects from this wicked virus may vary.
Haha! You’re Joking! Maybe you should consider learning more about the Akashic Records and/or Astral Travel, before you write this off as just a joke. Just be safe and retweet. 
