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Afterlife Banking & Personal Death Services

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

“You Can’t Take It With You.”  You CAN by depositing NOW!

The Monetary System in Death is Both Simple and Complicated. I’m not going to try to explain how money in the afterlife works. You’ll find out when you get there. I will say though that when you get to the afterlife, it is too late to make deposits from the funds you had in life. Even Bill Gates and the Sultan of Brunei will be afterlife paupers unless they can perform some of the afterlife banking services that DeathPro can uniquely offer.

Purchasing Death Services from DeathPro IS Money into Your Bank of the Afterlife Account I read somewhere that when a Bank offers shares, you should buy them because the cash goes into the value of the bank. ‘Buying bank shares is like buying a house, and then finding the seller left the purchase money in a kitchen drawer.’ DeathPro’s afterlife, death and akashic records services work the same. The money you pay now will also accrue to your after death benefit as afterlife money in the bank of afterlife.

DeathPro’s Afterlife & Death Services

Since I live constantly with my life and my death overlapping, there is virtually nothing involving information exchange between life and afterlife/death that I can’t successfully perform for you. I can trace your threads in the Akashic records or find out how departed souls are progressing. DeathPro offers death coaching to allay the unnecessary fears about an upcoming death (for either the dying person or those being left behind). I can pass along messages to the afterlife and retrieve information that a person took to the grave. I’m able to advise on what you can do now in life that will greatly improve your after death standing. You can ask for whatever afterlife or death services you need and I can likely perform them for you.

What Kind of Scam is Afterlife Banking? If you think my Bank of Afterlife might be a scam, then my unique services might not be for you. Go away and laugh at it if you like. But today’s world is largely clueless about the afterlife what the after death process is. For me, the afterlife is so real that it is tangible and I have the ability to effect changes in a soul’s after death experience. I’m fully confident that I’m able to deliver on what I’m contracted to do.

Final Note on My Afterlife Banking system. As I mentioned earlier, the coinage used in the afterlife is complex. It is based words, deeds and thoughts experienced in the reality of life. BUT, it is NOT as simple as that statement either because many words, thoughts and deeds do not actually count as real. You pay me for services and I use the money to improve life for the living. You and I both accrue compounding interest of afterlife credits. (I have very little cash in this life but my afterlife experience will already be fabulously wealthy.) DeathPro’s Bank of Afterlife makes sure you get the best bang for your afterlife buck.

What’s Next – Your Next Life

Friday, July 17th, 2009

“In my next life,” someone said to me today, “I’ll be a snail. I’ll move around at my own pace and I’ll never be homeless.”
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What’s next for you after death? I’ll let you in on a secret about what’s next. You are your own judge. That sounds like you’ll get off easy in your next life, for what you’ve done in this life but I urge you to think again about what’s next.

My boss at work was doing the employee evaluations. “Who’s next?” he called and I took the next turn. “Here are the evaluation forms.” The supervisor ordered. “Go fill them out and I’ll submit what you think of your job performance.”

I was slightly nonplussed but I penciled in a self assessment.

Next, the supervisor reviewed the grade I assigned myself.
“I would’ve marked your performance higher than this.” He said as he put the file away. He then took out the next form for the next guy.

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“But I was as honest as I could be.” I complained. “What about the next guy? He could give himself a better rating, even if he didn’t achieve up to my level. If you felt that I should have scored better, then how fair is this?”

“It doesn’t matter anyways.” The sagely supervisor said. “Performance evaluations are just bureaucratic corporate nonsense. If a spot for a promotion comes up I’ll give it to the person I know is most qualified. Just the manner in which the the employee fills out his or her own tells me more than the whole performance evaluation system.”

View God’s Performance Appraisal System

The supervisor’s performance evaluation logic made some sense to me back then, but during my death experience, when I saw what’s next, the poignancy struck home with me.  What’s next, immediately next, before the next life, is this life’s performance appraisal.  And just like my boss did, eternity lets the judged do the judging.  What’s next for the supervisor and the employee is only the next promotion.

What’s next for you after you rate yourself in judgment will be your next life?  Rating yourself honestly affects your next life placement. Rating yourself now can and should affect how you will fare in what’s next: are you ready to face what’s next?

A next life as a snail may seem relaxing and secure but sliding along through a next life on a trail of my own mucus isn’t what I have planned for my next life.  Now what’s next? That would be my next post. :-)

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